“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
seduce me with film references
As you wish
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
when i have a baby im not gonna name it till it learns its first word. then ill name it after that. then i wont let it learn any other words. thats the closest thing to having my own pokemon that ill ever have